Whenever I come on here, I see all these adorable men. I look at them with 1080p resolution, and I see them wanting something. But of course, I fool myself into thinking I’m the object of their want. Then I’m surprised when I feel more alone than when I logged on.
PEOPLE ON FAMILY FEUD ARE FUCKING IDIOTS.
Question: Someone who knows you better than your wife?
Answer: The mailman.
(Source: kohduh)
I hate bitchy bitches whom bitch bitchely, That is all :)