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Lonely

Whenever I come on here, I see all these adorable men. I look at them with 1080p resolution, and I see them wanting something. But of course, I fool myself into thinking I’m the object of their want. Then I’m surprised when I feel more alone than when I logged on.

What I learned at boating school is:

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PEOPLE ON FAMILY FEUD ARE FUCKING IDIOTS.

Question: Someone who knows you better than your wife?
Answer: The mailman.

I want to sing him a song. like fer rizzle.<3

(Source: kohduh)

Anti-Pepsi

Me: This is some party, huh?
My Friend: Yeah. Do you know where the pop is?
Me: Yeah, its under that table, in the cooler
My Friend: Where's the Pepsi?
Me: Oh, sorry, didn't you get the memo? They only bought good pop

Lol This Bitch

I hate bitchy bitches whom bitch bitchely, That is all :)